surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

image

(Source: surprisebitch, via pizza)

@6 days ago with 33647 notes

17yr:

*drops hint* *crush trips over it*

(via pizza)

@6 days ago with 224105 notes
lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

(Source: feathersalwaysmakepplattractive, via ruinedchildhood)

@6 days ago with 224431 notes

ruinedchildhood:

let’s not forget how mertil’s dad abandoned her

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ruinedchildhood)

@6 days ago with 153891 notes

loudmouthed:

people that argue with cashiers are the worst kind of people

(via beyoncevevo)

@6 days ago with 336591 notes

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

(Source: scottsmmers, via oreoofficial)

@6 days ago with 19041 notes

dirkbot:

Doctor Who: Even if you’re an average person with an unexciting life, something fantastic will happen and you can challenge yourself.

Moffat Who: You gotta be hot and raised under magical circumstances so some day a megalomaniacal alien will notice you

(via jenandriel)

@6 days ago with 1891 notes

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

(via jenandriel)

@6 days ago with 150500 notes

(Source: iraffiruse, via ruinedchildhood)

@6 days ago with 140728 notes

oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies
@6 days ago with 5621 notes
@6 days ago with 1109717 notes

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

(Source: baracknobama, via egg-rolls)

@6 days ago with 330146 notes
@6 days ago with 29613 notes
yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via oreoofficial)

@6 days ago with 317530 notes
Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of know where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
@6 days ago with 47186 notes