@17 hours ago with 92232 notes
today in english class someone was playing dubstep and my teacher asked “who’s listening to a pencil sharpener”
can you imagine celebrities sending each other ugly snapchats?
(via pizza)@17 hours ago with 122478 notes
none of you are funny
(via xxxbox360)@17 hours ago with 25402 notes
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it said that he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
(via xxxbox360)@17 hours ago with 132555 notes
Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.
Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.
and having both of them is the definition of hell
(via brutalfuckingmetal)@17 hours ago with 86109 notes
going to bed late and then realizing you have homework due the next day
(via beyoncevevo)@17 hours ago with 112521 notes
why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
(via oreoofficial)@17 hours ago with 65484 notes